Skull Costume
There is just nothing like a skull costume to encourage children to behave themselves as responsible members of society. After all, reminding them of their imminent mortality is the perfect way to teach children how to appreciate and plan for the future, isn’t it? Well, maybe not. But then again, maybe it’s healthy to have a little bit of a catharsis of that rebellious urge. Indeed, this is the greatest rebellion of all – telling death that it can’t have you for a long, long time. The Grim Reaper can totally stick that scythe. Let’s take a look at a few skull costume options, for the sociopathic outlaw goth in all of us.
Bonehead Child Costume
This skull costume is just the thing for scaring everybody in your kindergarten class. All you have to do is put on the included skeleton mask, skeleton gloves and hoodie with a pair of black pants, bust out your scythe (or sickle, if you’re one of those kinds of reapers), and just stroll very slowly through the common area. This is an especially fun tactic during nap times. Only let your kid wear this costume during special occasions, or it could prove addicting in a truly scary way. Includes gloves, hoodie and mask. Pants, shoes and tough undead apparel sold separately. Available in Large and X-Large Sizes.
Light and Sound Beating Heart Skull Zombie Child Costume
Brains and blood is truly the breakfast of champions, isn’t it? If your child has an insatiable thirst for human meat and gray matter, your choice is very simple: either get them some serious therapy (and possibly a few years in a psych ward), or get them this lovely skull costume. This costume comes with belt, mask and robe. Shoes and grave dirt sold separately. Available in Small and Medium Sizes.
Bleeding Skeleton Zombie Child Costume
Sometimes, after a night of debauchery and feeding on fresh victims, your little zombie is going to be sliced up. Now, since they don’t necessarily know (or care) when they’re making a mess, this skull costume is pretty much perfect for both actual zombies and children that act like them. It features a pump that actually causes it to bleed out of the chest piece. Wonderfully scary, messy fun. Includes hooded black robe, skull mask, and bleeding chest piece with hand pump. Comes in Medium and Large Sizes. Gloves, scythe, shoes and bloodlust sold separately.
Cryptic Cadavers Skull ‘N’ Bone Mask PVC
Do you ever get hungry? Like really, really hungry? Well, this skull costume is precisely what you need to tell your cheap, tightwad boss that you can’t even feed yourself on the slave wage he’s paying you. Or you could just use it for Halloween, or mocking necrophiliacs. Whatever’s clever. One size fits most adults.
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